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sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

http://sassydragon.tumblr.com/post/92052364678/but-imagine-if-we-had-tiny-little-dragons-the

megstielshipper:

cookienun:

scared-of-clouds:

timelordparadise:

accidentallyfandom:

how is this a real show

that one wasn’t

I enjoy the confusion that Supernatural causes to people who don’t watch Supernatural.

before I watched supernatural i thought this was the gag reel

how is this bit NOT a real show?

http://all-the-baftas.tumblr.com/post/32589564731/supernatural-05x08-changing-channels

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

http://genderedboy.tumblr.com/post/79898373969/why-do-you-want-this-job-because-under

merpldom:

tuscanystuff:

gutgroan:

i did this poster series for a class project on the right to work. it’s not actually affiliated with the department of labor. 

Too bad this isn’t real because these issues happen FAR too often. 

Please make this real.

http://gutgroan.tumblr.com/post/83660943985/i-did-this-poster-series-for-a-class-project-on

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

http://not-blonde.tumblr.com/post/44609178246/winona-ryder-in-high-school-i-was-wearing-an-old

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

http://stupidfuckingquestions.tumblr.com

Mockingjay + Characters

http://a-world-of-our-very-own.tumblr.com/post/93085917324/mockingjay-characters

cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

http://fingerblaster113.tumblr.com/post/60991427144/you-know-that-mood-you-get-in-sometimes-where-you

sarah paulson switching the name cards so tatiana could sit next to her

http://clonesbians.tumblr.com/post/93189690765/sarah-paulson-switching-the-name-cards-so-tatiana

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

http://asammyg.tumblr.com/post/91873541116/how-fucked-up-is-the-entire-concept-of-the-parent

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

http://raptorific.tumblr.com/post/78342396472/swear-to-god-some-guys-are-terrified-that-girls

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

http://waitinforthebus.tumblr.com/post/47055325137/what-a-great-nap-i-feel-totally-disoriented-and

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

http://poetgrl.tumblr.com/post/12519021351/the-best-kinds-of-laughter-laughing-so-hard-that

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

image

Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

http://cyberho.tumblr.com/post/53596442989/wtf-is-morning-wood
http://zaynisgod.tumblr.com/post/92608792861